Mr. Credit Card:

Item	Cost
American Flag: Cigarette Lighter: 1/2 Litre Petrol: Setting Yourself on Fire Because You Are Living Proof That H. sapiens really is descended from lower primates:	$25.00 1.95 2.50   Priceless!

Some things money can't buy.
For everything else, there's
Mr. Credit Card !

With a tip o' the hat to
Professor J. B. Walsh!